(Program Start: Summer Semester - Berlin, June 3rd, 2013)
When: Year Round
I spam, therefore I suck.
Key Objectives of the Program:
·To spam more
·To aggravate the human race
Program Overview & Structure
The international environment of the Center for Cultural Diplomacy Studies Campus offers students a unique opportunity to interact with leading experts and academics at a wide variety of international organizations and research centers. Yadda yadda yadda. Who gives a shit? Not me. I'm just spamming for a silly $2 payment.
•The program offers students a core curriculum of fraud and bullshit.
•Students will have access to an expert faculty with experience in making life worse for everyone.
•Students will obtain an expertise in becoming morbidly obese garbage men.
•Students of this program will be significantly advantaged in the toilet cleaning arena against students who simply obtain an MA in McDonalds Studies.
•During the “Professional Training” semester of the MA students will be able to create and implement their own crappy spam.
•Graduates will discover that the curriculum and faculty prepare them for evolving careers in the panhandling and busking sectors
Program Cost: Tuition for the program is €12,000 (€3,000 per semester).
Dates & Deadlines:
For Enrollment to the Fall Semester 2013:
Enrollment Day: June 3rd, 2013
Deadline for Admissions March 31st, 2013
Key words: spam, rubbish, nonesense, fraud, lies, diploma mill, fake degrees, non-accredited, obese garbage men, Brian Peppers
ICD link: www.ccds-berlin.de